hi, my name is Joan | NJ bound

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via noolol)

  • baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
  • dad: are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

(via hauntedgods)

corgiaddict:

linusthecorgi:

Photo by Lisa Dawkins on FB

Is this real life? 
scampthecorgi:

Calculus is tiring!

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

(via tonys-world)

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